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The Washing Bung Monument

Friday, June 27, 2008

And now it's time for another O Caption! contest!



—AP photo (related story)



_________ awaiting your caption ... post below! _____________________



The creator of the best** caption shall receive at no cost a rare, limited edition, otherwise costly T-shirt emblazoned with the lawrence.com colors.






**As determined by a select group of circus folk

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Posted by chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) on June 27, 2008 at 12:50 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Well hellooooooo nurse!

Posted by chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) on June 27, 2008 at 1:03 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm totally waiting for DOTDOT to say "I got your WMDs!"

Posted by lostblend (Keith Campbell) on June 27, 2008 at 2:57 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Give us your poor, your tired, your sphincters...

Posted by gavon (Gavon Laessig) on June 27, 2008 at 3:26 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Alternate titles:

-Public Enema
-Mt. Flushmore
-Enematography
-Enema Paradiso
-The Ass Full Tower
-Bowel Construction
-Idol Splatter
-An Excrement to Self
-Orifice Edifice

Posted by godjilla (Jill Ensley) on June 27, 2008 at 4:57 p.m. (Suggest removal)

I'm pretty sure Gavon's a Filth Robot.

No, that's not my submission.

Posted by gavon (Gavon Laessig) on June 27, 2008 at 5:10 p.m. (Suggest removal)

It's true...instead of mapping the human genome or exploring Mars, I've been programed to appease the lowest common denominator.

I'm like WALL-E with a strap on. Hi, kids!

Posted by DOTDOT (anonymous) on June 27, 2008 at 5:10 p.m. (Suggest removal)

To Uranus, AND BEYOND!!!!

Posted by DOTDOT (anonymous) on June 27, 2008 at 8:47 p.m. (Suggest removal)

..: Dude, that is so 90s.

Posted by DOTDOT (anonymous) on June 27, 2008 at 8:48 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Shhhhh.

Posted by normandog (anonymous) on June 28, 2008 at 2:15 a.m. (Suggest removal)

To infinity and beyond!

Posted by normandog (anonymous) on June 28, 2008 at 2:16 a.m. (Suggest removal)

nevermind, I didn't see the uranus comment...

Posted by monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) on June 28, 2008 at 3:01 p.m. (Suggest removal)

statue of ministrations

Posted by Joel (Joel Mathis) on June 29, 2008 at 8:36 a.m. (Suggest removal)

"You're going to feel a little sting..."

Posted by bwoodard (Bill Woodard) on June 30, 2008 at 2:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)

The cast of "Naughty Nurses 13: Ben Dover's Revenge" accept the 2008 XXX Golden Globe for Best Hygiene.

Posted by friedpoke (anonymous) on June 30, 2008 at 4:02 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Keep your friends close and your enemas closer.

Posted by justthefacts (anonymous) on June 30, 2008 at 8:09 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Accepting the "Prostate Exam of the Year" prize for Mr. Cruise will be several nurses who are members of his church.

Posted by DOTDOT (anonymous) on June 30, 2008 at 9:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Public Enema.

Posted by DOTDOT (anonymous) on June 30, 2008 at 9:41 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Можно много полезной наше оружие массового уничтожения в вашей приклад.

Posted by friedpoke (anonymous) on July 1, 2008 at 12:05 p.m. (Suggest removal)

From Russia with love

Posted by friedpoke (anonymous) on July 1, 2008 at 12:06 p.m. (Suggest removal)

For God so loved the earth that he gave his left nut...

Posted by monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) on July 1, 2008 at 12:26 p.m. (Suggest removal)

No, I said I wanted to go down in the ANNALS of history.

Posted by monkeywrench (Tim vonHolten) on July 1, 2008 at 12:29 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Poked 'em? Hell, I damn near wrecked 'em!

Posted by DOTDOT (anonymous) on July 1, 2008 at 8:21 p.m. (Suggest removal)

This one about a turd that took 8 years to squeeze off keeps bouncing around the cranial cavity, but I can't quite get it together.

Posted by matt (Matt Armstrong) on July 2, 2008 at 2:04 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Please refer to web address. It turns out that Lawrence.com is it's own winner. Well played gentlemen.

Posted by editer (Phil Cauthon) on July 2, 2008 at 2:11 p.m. (Suggest removal)

It's so hard to choose! friedpoke wins for sheer elegance:

"Keep your friends close and your enemas closer."

Give us a call, poke. 832-7270. We'll give you a shirt.

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