Deadwood Edition Issue #239

March 24, 2009

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Style Scout: Anna Luna

An extra on the Cosby Show.

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Style Scout: Brad Shanks

1 part Rick from Rick's place, 1 part pre-Michael McDonald era of the Doobie Brothers, and 1 part grungy Dad.

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Nameless No More

Joe Wilson is the most rockin' dude at the Econo Lodge

You might be familiar with some the local bands Nameless Entertainment has helped introduce to the scene: David Hasselhoff on Acid, Brainbow, The Cast Pattern, Baiowolf, Daleria, and Noise Complaint to name just a few.

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Save & Splurge: Kasha Morton

The shirt I'm wearing is a hand-me-down from an ex who used to be into drag.

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Help's Angels

Lawrence’s Social Service League is in its element in these tough times

Jean Ann Pike is no stranger to desperation. As manager of the Social Service League, she deals daily—intimately—with all sorts of people in need. These days, there are just more of them...

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Townie Guide to... Townie Reentry

I was pretty much willing to pay Pizza Shuttle thousands of dollars to deliver to Seoul.

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The Audacity of Stanhope

Comedian Doug Stanhope hates himself and wants you to die

Doug Stanhope can't quit hacking up sputum. Every time he begins chuckling, a death rattle of a cough keeps interrupting. That wheezing and mortal gurgle sloshing around in his lungs, the result of habitual nicotine and alcohol abuse, sums up the gallows humor of Stanhope with mucosal efficiency. Stanhope was kind enough to join us over the phone to discuss how miserable he is...

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Not So Thrilling 32!

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KU only wins by 17—lazy bastards.

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The Surprisingly Scintilating 64!

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Jayhawks barely advance, sphincters barely unclench.

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Chair Lifted

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Wheelchair inaccessible.

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Baracketology

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The president makes his March Madness picks, threatens to block bonuses of coaches who don't win.

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WTF AIG??? SMD!

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AIG CEO defends using bonus to bone us.