Second Saturdays is the beginning of a new era of night life at the Eighth Street Taproom, in Lawrence and beyond. It is a celebration of the little oasis in which we live and a call to action for its residents. It is also a balance to the limp-wristed gingerbread cuteness of downtown Lawrence. The extremely G-rated Massachusetts Street businesses need to be balanced with something more explicit and shocking. Second Saturdays at the Eighth Street Taproom encourages a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. We also encourage shape shifting, metamorphosis, and as many outfit changes as necessary throughout the night. Feel free to bring aqua gear for our 'underwater' transactions. Ladies should seriously consider wearing sparkling gold pirate eye patches with gold bikini tops and overalls with one strap down. A cluster of fanny-packs filled with gummy worms and mardi gras beads, vampire teeth and dorsal fins should also be considered as accessories. This Saturday, November 13th, is the premier of Second Saturdays at the Taproom. DJ Hasselhoff and Bone Delouise will provide the soundtrack. Candlepants McGee, a certified massage therapist will be providing complimentary professional massages throughout the night. The question is: How much bling can you bring? Sponsors: Ben Gay, Vick Vapor Rub and Heterohilfiger.LADIES ARE FREE!December's theme is a Holiday Party: mistletoe, xmas lights, and our coup d'etat, a surprise local celebrity Santa Claus - can't tell you who, but we'll have the polaroid set up and everyone can get pictures on Santa's lap. DJ Hasselhoff and DJ Delouise will again be rocking the party.