From the promoters: Now is the happy seasoning for Don the Gay Apparel. He have invite for you to this Pig for this grand Holiday Party. Yes, you. It is not a joke. Do not make the bogus astonishment. There will be many the drinking, the free snack for the wretches, and of course, the tantalizing frottage. Warning: this time, there can no longer be the nudities. Certain people are noticing. Put on the red hat. With the black thongs. And do not forget--this is Mary's Christmas. Not yours.