Bastille Day at the Pig
Food, fun and Frenchiness.
When: Friday, July 14, 2006, 5 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Where: The Bourgeois Pig, 6 E. Ninth, Lawrence
Cost: Free
Age limit: All ages
Categories: Community, Culinary
Description: Salutation: Wassoupe, chiggers? In which cracks are you now inhabiting? Yes, AGAIN, it is the time of CHIGGER, w ich are this tiny beast who make the pinching, but NOT for the tantalizement, like the Frenchmans. This PINCHINGS of chiggers is only for enraging, not engorging, this grand serpent of my basket. I am for this days, as is saying the Orbison, ONLY THE LOTION. And for me this is not so good, for I have this personal specialties for driving so many of your groins insane.
Warning: For this invitation which is coming, the chigger is FORBID.
Invitation: (Be sure no chiggers are looking) On the BASTILLE DAY, go to this BOURGEOIS PIG. Put this quiche in the mouth. Drink of the wine AND soon become attractive. Make the HOOPLA. It is the most FRENCH one can be in KANSAS. And if there you are pinching some peoples, cause only the ENGORGEMENT — do not enrage. Do not be the chigger.
Baisez-vous mon cu, s’il vous plait
(Please, drive with carefully)
R
Psst: I am the ONLY Reynaud you can ever need. If I have a house, I can prove it. Even this head-butt of the great ZINEDINE has for want of the goal du Reynaud.
DETAILS
Food: by Kendra Herring at 5 pm
Drinks: Specials on Red Wine; Featured Cocktails: Le Parisien & Le French 75
Ambience: French
Event posted July 13, 2005
Last updated July 14, 2006
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Posted by kawryan (anonymous) on July 14, 2006 at 9:38 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Avez-vous dû mentionner le Zizou?
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Posted by maclothier (anonymous) on July 14, 2006 at 3:21 p.m. (Suggest removal)
At least he didn't mention Materazzi.
Whoops. Apologies.
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Posted by kawryan (anonymous) on July 14, 2006 at 4:06 p.m. (Suggest removal)
il vostro sperlano del padre delle bacche di sambuco...
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Posted by emilyhadley (Emily Hadley) on July 14, 2006 at 6:43 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Je parle français (un peu), but man, I still don't know what the heck is going on here... um, chiggers? Reynaud?
Oh well, I had better get down there before l'accordéoniste gets too ivre.
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