Lists for October 21, 2003

From Deadwood Edition #14

On Deck

...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.

  1. Rufus Wainwright, "Want"
  2. Badly Drawn Boy, "Hour of the Bewilderbeast"
  3. Cannonball Adderly, "Something Else"
  4. The Strokes, "12:51" (new single)
  5. Simon and Garfunkel, "Sounds of SIlence"

Top email to

To: Subject: Date: October 17, 2003 6:10 PM

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From: Subject: Re: Date: October 20, 2003 11:10 AM


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To: Subject: Ticks :) Date: October 19, 2003 4:10 PM

Hi I would like if you could send me infor on how ticks grow and all the info on animals and ticks my animals all have had ticks thankyou jeni

From: Subject: Re: Ticks :) Date: October 20, 2003 11:10 AM


If your pets are that nervous, you are right to be concerned. Tics are manifestations of trauma, usually brought about by abusive owners who don't use punctuation. I'd wager that your pets are showing other symptoms as well. Cats who have been mentally tortured will often "cover up" their own feces in an attempt to hide their "shame." Your pet needs therapy to offset the years of...oh, you menat ticks. Sorry, we're not freakin' doctors.


To: Subject: Here's an idea Date: October 19, 2003 9:10 PM

Hey Guys,

Instead of always writing about bands, how about writing about the girlfriends who support them? I know more than a few who would gladly appreciate a little recognition, especially those whose boyfriends preay them with songs about how much more successful they'd be if they were single (conveniently forgetting the whole rent/grocery/pomade necessities taht sustain their erratic musical careers). It's nauseating to read interviews about how hard a band works when it's common knowledge they wouldn't be able to eat, let alone tour, without the help of long-suffering women who love them (however stupidly). Of course, as I was recently reminded, you never hear about the girls who brought Motley Crue hairspray.


From: Subject: Re: Here's an idea Date: October 20, 2003 11:10 AM


We'll think about it. Hey, why don't you go get us something to eat. And some beer. We totally appreciate it.


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