...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.
- Rufus Wainwright, "Want"
- Badly Drawn Boy, "Hour of the Bewilderbeast"
- Cannonball Adderly, "Something Else"
- The Strokes, "12:51" (new single)
- Simon and Garfunkel, "Sounds of SIlence"
Top email to lawrence.com
To: email@example.com Subject: Lawrence.com Date: October 17, 2003 6:10 PM
Hey I love the site and wanna get a Tshirt cuase I dig the logo but can't find any merch area on the site. Would you send me the info or direct me to finding it?
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Re: Lawrence.com Date: October 20, 2003 11:10 AM
Thanks for your letter. Your request has lit the fire of commerce under our collective buttocks. You can now get lawrence.com shirts at lawrence.com. Neat! Get a complimentary bottle opener, magnet, and sticker with your purchase.
To: email@example.com Subject: Ticks :) Date: October 19, 2003 4:10 PM
Hi I would like if you could send me infor on how ticks grow and all the info on animals and ticks my animals all have had ticks thankyou jeni
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Re: Ticks :) Date: October 20, 2003 11:10 AM
If your pets are that nervous, you are right to be concerned. Tics are manifestations of trauma, usually brought about by abusive owners who don't use punctuation. I'd wager that your pets are showing other symptoms as well. Cats who have been mentally tortured will often "cover up" their own feces in an attempt to hide their "shame." Your pet needs therapy to offset the years of...oh, you menat ticks. Sorry, we're not freakin' doctors.
To: email@example.com Subject: Here's an idea Date: October 19, 2003 9:10 PM
Instead of always writing about bands, how about writing about the girlfriends who support them? I know more than a few who would gladly appreciate a little recognition, especially those whose boyfriends preay them with songs about how much more successful they'd be if they were single (conveniently forgetting the whole rent/grocery/pomade necessities taht sustain their erratic musical careers). It's nauseating to read interviews about how hard a band works when it's common knowledge they wouldn't be able to eat, let alone tour, without the help of long-suffering women who love them (however stupidly). Of course, as I was recently reminded, you never hear about the girls who brought Motley Crue hairspray.
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Re: Here's an idea Date: October 20, 2003 11:10 AM
We'll think about it. Hey, why don't you go get us something to eat. And some beer. We totally appreciate it.
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