...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.
- PJ Harvey, "Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea"
- Eno, "Another Green World"
- Wilco, "Yankee Hotel Foxtrot"
- Bob Dylan, "Blonde on Blonde"
- U2, "War"
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To: email@example.com Subject: Glasses Date: January 21, 2004 4:01 PM
I have a pair of Cosmopolitan eyeglasses and one of teh temples broke off. No eye center around has a spare tempel. I don't want to invest a lot into them because I wear contacts except at night and first thing in the morning. Do you know how I could go about trying to order just a new temple for it?
Thanks for your help,
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Re: Glasses Date: February 2, 2004 1:02 PM
Thanks for writing, Carrie. We contacted Cosmopolitan, and they suggest that you forget about your glasses and start looking for your G-spot. They also say it's okay to fake 20/20 vision.
To: email@example.com Subject: On Air Shoving Date: February 1, 2004 11:02 PM
Is it common practice for your journalists to go to a town to report weather conditions and then blatently, on live camera feed, shove a resident out of the camera shot? Most likely into a snow and ice mixed street. I just saw it! 11pm update in Lawrence. I would love to see assault charges brought up on this. This was at 11th and Mass, downtown Lawrence, across the street from a law enforcement center. If the FCC will allow Janet Jackson to show her right breast to an entire country, then allow it to be rerun on one of your competitors stations (channel 4 sports) then obviously they will allow a newscaster to manhandle a local. Hopefully lawrence will not. I do not know the "shoved" person. It could have been a transient or KU basketball player for all I know. But I do know that this should NOT go unnoticed or swept under the rug.
From: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: Re: On Air Shoving Date: February 2, 2004 2:02 PM
We're not sure exactly what you're trying to say, but we're not going to show our breasts to anyone, not even the FCC. We don't care if you ARE a transient or KU basketball player. Our name's not baby. It's lcom. Lawrence.com if you're nasty.