...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.
- The Amazing Royal Crowns, "Self-titled"
- Deadbolt, "Tiki Man"
- Johnny Burnette & the Rock and Roll Trio, "Tear It Up"
- Brian Setzer, "Ignition"
- Necromantix, "Dead Girls Don't Cry"
...wherein local TV connoisseurs intimate what keeps them on their couches.
- 60 Minutes: "It seems to be one of the only weekly shows left where people take themselves seriously."
- Laguna Beach: "It's a reality-TV show that they strive to make look like a television drama ... all the characters are uber-good-looking."
- Sportscenter: "I'll catch the back end and then I'll watch the beginning. I enjoy making fun of Linda Cohn."
Top email to lawrence.com
To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: tcejbus=subject Date: November 10, 2004 4:11 PM
ellow, ow are ou?
just a few things to prod you guys into printing my email with a kind- of- funny- but- mostly- dismissive- and- only- as- rude- as- anything- else- is- these- days reply underneath it.
I have been striving to be in your fine coupon cozy(no offense, just an observation) since its inception, but alas, to no avail. Its kind of starting to get me down; everyone I've EVER SEEN on Mass. has been featured at one time or another doing this or that and though I've walked around downtown aimlessly (when I have the time) for quite a while now, I've only been approached by the LJ-dub crew once for a question on the street, and they printed my picture with someone else's prose and name beneath it.
I know it wasn't your fault, but I was actually kind of hurt.
But my therapist says if I tell you guys how I cut myself and everything(wussup real world Frankie, see you at the next suicide girls show, and I'll still drop mad charm right in front of your blonde post-punk boyfriend, I mean whats he gonna do? write a song about it and go start a crank lab at his moms house, you know I love you girl?!), it would just make the situation weird and I don't want that, so..., yeah.
Suffice it to say I am pretty sure there are some people with shrines in their closets that are missing some prime printed (and lovingly cut-out) me in between votive candles and chicken feet with red glitter on the toenails and we should nary let them down.
I've included the original tiny photo of me that I got off the LJ-dub web-site, and I forgot what the question was, but you guys can email me and ask me a new one and I'll have my people email your people in good time. Thanks in advance you geezer noncy herberts ["with all due respect", Dom Irera].
(jon niccum, he teaches a mean bass in '94. I can still remember "pump it up" and "cult of personality" like aces, whuddup jon, word is bond, Go-Cart, reprazent.)
From: email@example.com Subject: Re: tcejbus=subject Date: November 11, 2004 9:11 PM
Here's your 15 minutes. Please don't use it to kill use.