Lists for November 16, 2004

From Deadwood Edition #57

On Deck

...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.

  1. The Amazing Royal Crowns, "Self-titled"
  2. Deadbolt, "Tiki Man"
  3. Johnny Burnette & the Rock and Roll Trio, "Tear It Up"
  4. Brian Setzer, "Ignition"
  5. Necromantix, "Dead Girls Don't Cry"

Tubers

...wherein local TV connoisseurs intimate what keeps them on their couches.

  1. 60 Minutes: "It seems to be one of the only weekly shows left where people take themselves seriously."
  2. Laguna Beach: "It's a reality-TV show that they strive to make look like a television drama ... all the characters are uber-good-looking."
  3. Sportscenter: "I'll catch the back end and then I'll watch the beginning. I enjoy making fun of Linda Cohn."

Top email to lawrence.com

To: homies@lawrence.com Subject: tcejbus=subject Date: November 10, 2004 4:11 PM

ellow, ow are ou?
just a few things to prod you guys into printing my email with a kind- of- funny- but- mostly- dismissive- and- only- as- rude- as- anything- else- is- these- days reply underneath it.

I have been striving to be in your fine coupon cozy(no offense, just an observation) since its inception, but alas, to no avail. Its kind of starting to get me down; everyone I've EVER SEEN on Mass. has been featured at one time or another doing this or that and though I've walked around downtown aimlessly (when I have the time) for quite a while now, I've only been approached by the LJ-dub crew once for a question on the street, and they printed my picture with someone else's prose and name beneath it.

I know it wasn't your fault, but I was actually kind of hurt.

But my therapist says if I tell you guys how I cut myself and everything(wussup real world Frankie, see you at the next suicide girls show, and I'll still drop mad charm right in front of your blonde post-punk boyfriend, I mean whats he gonna do? write a song about it and go start a crank lab at his moms house, you know I love you girl?!), it would just make the situation weird and I don't want that, so..., yeah.

Suffice it to say I am pretty sure there are some people with shrines in their closets that are missing some prime printed (and lovingly cut-out) me in between votive candles and chicken feet with red glitter on the toenails and we should nary let them down.

I've included the original tiny photo of me that I got off the LJ-dub web-site, and I forgot what the question was, but you guys can email me and ask me a new one and I'll have my people email your people in good time. Thanks in advance you geezer noncy herberts ["with all due respect", Dom Irera].

(jon niccum, he teaches a mean bass in '94. I can still remember "pump it up" and "cult of personality" like aces, whuddup jon, word is bond, Go-Cart, reprazent.)

sincerely,
Mitzo Charlemagne

From: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Re: tcejbus=subject Date: November 11, 2004 9:11 PM

Dear Mitzo,
Here's your 15 minutes. Please don't use it to kill use.
-homies