On Deck
...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.

- Bruce Springsteen, "Born to Run"
- Elton John, "Honky Chateau"
- Alanis Morrisette, "Jagged Little Pill"
- Styx, "Grand Illusion"
- Luther Vandross, "Never Too Much"
Top email to lawrence.com
To: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Dale Chihuly Date: September 29, 2004 1:09 PM
Sir, My name is Carol [...] and I am a reporter for the Olympic High School Newspaper, "Olympic Outlook." I am inquiring about Mr. Chihuly's work, and him as a person. Anthing you could tell me about him would be greatly appreciated. Don't worry about length, I will enjoy reading any information on Mr. Chihuly, his work and your experiences working with him. Please contact me as soon as possible. Thank you for your time.
-Carol
From: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Re: Dale Chihuly Date: September 29, 2004 5:09 PM
Dear Carol...
Well, first of all, you'd have to go back a few years to find any of "his" work. From the bio on his website (Chihuly.com): "Dale Chihuly is most frequently lauded for revolutionizing the studio glass movement...to encompass the notion of collaborative teams and a division of labor within the creative process." In other words, for the last couple of decades, Mr.Chihuly has been a finger-painter with a talented staff of people for whom intellectual theft is not a problem. The nearly identical nature of every one of his works has not kept every museum across the globe from purchasing one of each. Hope this helps.
-Homies
To: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Plone Date: October 1, 2004 8:10 PM
Hey guys, I just added an event to the calendar and got to wondering if you are using Plone for your website? I just started a plone site for Kansas Public Radio and am new to it, but your site looks and acts like a plone site. Just wondering.
-Amy
From: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Re: Plone Date: October 4, 2004 1:10 PM
Dear Amy...
We didn't know what the hell you were talking about, so we asked Adrian Holovaty, our lead programmer. He had this to say: "Thanks for the note. Nope, no Plone here. We have our won publshing system built in-house," which is nice person talk for "Plone is for the weak and molusk-like. Holovaty is mighty. Bow before the Holovaty-like greatness of Holovaty. Your Plone sickens me. I would not Plone with your doughy and inefficient finers. Ploner"