Lists for September 20, 2005

From Deadwood Edition #88

On Deck

...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.

  1. V/A Ethiopiques Vol. 3
  2. Genesis, "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"
  3. James Blood Ulmer, "Odyssey"
  4. John Frusciante, "Curtains"
  5. The Impressions, "Ultimate Collection"

Tubers

...wherein local TV connoisseurs intimate what keeps them on their couches.

  1. "Da Ali G Show - The Complete Second Season" "Not as good as Season One, but booyakasha."
  2. "Arrested Development" (FOX) "There's just something about dysfunctional families that I find interesting."
  3. "The Price Is Right" "Because I don't have cable. And I learn how to bargain a little bit."

Bound Up

Currently reading: "Autobiography of Yukichi Fukuzawa" "I'm on page six. It's for a class. It's due tomorrow."

One book everyone should read: "Mere Christianity" by C.S. Lewis "The only time I read it I read about half of it and I was in high school, but I still loved it. It really was a great book - what I read of it, at least."

Top email to lawrence.com

To: homies@lawrence.com Subject: lawrence.com feedback Date: September 15, 2005 8:09 PM

I've been trying to look online for information on this, but I can't really find anything that answers my situation. I just turned 20 and my girlfriend is still 17 years old. Here in Kansas, is it illegal for us to have sex? I would really like to know because I don't want to end up getting in trouble for something I'm not sure about. Thank you for your time.

From: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Re: lawrence.com feedback Date: September 17, 2005 5:09 PM

Thank you for writing. It's nice to get the pedophile perspective. As you may know, Kansas law is perfectly clear on this -
"long 's y'all ain't no pillabiter, y'alls fine" (State of Kansas v. Homos, 310 US 114, 2005). But that's all legal mumbo jumbo. To help us gain a moral perspective, we consulted the state's top advisor on matters of the clergy, who stated, "Clearly, this young man could
be dating someone closer to his own age; someone he could share more in common with; someone with whom he could build a lasting relationship and family. But there's 17, and there's "17." He then winked and slapped us on the back. Enjoy. -homies

To: homies@lawrence.com Subject: lawrence.com feedback Date: September 13, 2005 3:09 PM

I myself think you should leave the comment part of this off. This forum hurts business, and takes money away from resturanteers.

From: homies@lawrence.com Subject: Re: lawrence.com feedback Date: September 17, 2005 5:09 PM

We'll go ahead and get rid of that pesky CDC and WHO too -- E. colicious!
-homies