On Deck
...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.
- Supersuckers, "How the Supersuckers Became the Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World"
- Dragonforce, "Inhuman Rampage"
- Priestess, "Hello Master"
- Hank Williams III, "Risin' Outlaw"
- Mastodon, "Leviathan"
Tubers
...wherein local TV connoisseurs intimate what keeps them on their couches.
- The Trinity Broadcasting Network (Catholic TV network) "It's just like the most amazing thing to watch - especially when you're not entirely sober."
- "History's Mysteries" "It's interesting:I like how they make everything seem so epic.
- "The Cosby Show" "You have to love The Cosby Show. How can you not love Bill Cosby?"
Bound Up
Currently reading: "Player Piano" by Kurt Vonnegut "It's kind of like a disturbing view of the future where everything's automated and taken care of for us."
One book everyone should read: "Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse "People need to look at life more as a journey than a constant acquiring of things."
20 Things America Would Rather Do Than Stop Genocide In Sudan
- 1. Digest KFC Chicken & Gravy Bowl
- 2. Attend Dale Earnhardt fantasy camp
- 3. Level up on "World Of Warcraft"
- 4. Tivo "Golden Girls" episode
- 5. Finish that second degree through ITT Tech
- 6. Rent "Hotel Rwanda" and not watch it
- 7. Pass bong
- 8. Sip organic chai latte, wondering why all those brown people don't just help themselves.
- 9. Read tags on mattress
- 10. Write "Top 20 List"
- 11. Contemplate naked Pope
- 12. Own Lexus SUV
- 13. Invade oil-rich country (See No. 12)
- 14. Combat erectile dysfunction
- 15. Preserve sanctity of life:by outlawing stem-cell research
- 16. Execute mentally retarded inmates
- 17. Love Jeff Foxworthy
- 18. Tan
- 19. Provide shelter for refugees (tax-evading CEOs only)
- 20. Anything else













