Lists for September 26, 2006

From Deadwood Edition #127

On Deck

...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.

  1. Supersuckers, "How the Supersuckers Became the Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World"
  2. Dragonforce, "Inhuman Rampage"
  3. Priestess, "Hello Master"
  4. Hank Williams III, "Risin' Outlaw"
  5. Mastodon, "Leviathan"

Tubers

...wherein local TV connoisseurs intimate what keeps them on their couches.

  1. The Trinity Broadcasting Network (Catholic TV network) "It's just like the most amazing thing to watch - especially when you're not entirely sober."
  2. "History's Mysteries" "It's interesting:I like how they make everything seem so epic.
  3. "The Cosby Show" "You have to love The Cosby Show. How can you not love Bill Cosby?"

Bound Up

Currently reading: "Player Piano" by Kurt Vonnegut "It's kind of like a disturbing view of the future where everything's automated and taken care of for us."

One book everyone should read: "Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse "People need to look at life more as a journey than a constant acquiring of things."

20 Things America Would Rather Do Than Stop Genocide In Sudan

  • 1. Digest KFC Chicken & Gravy Bowl
  • 2. Attend Dale Earnhardt fantasy camp
  • 3. Level up on "World Of Warcraft"
  • 4. Tivo "Golden Girls" episode
  • 5. Finish that second degree through ITT Tech
  • 6. Rent "Hotel Rwanda" and not watch it
  • 7. Pass bong
  • 8. Sip organic chai latte, wondering why all those brown people don't just help themselves.
  • 9. Read tags on mattress
  • 10. Write "Top 20 List"
  • 11. Contemplate naked Pope
  • 12. Own Lexus SUV
  • 13. Invade oil-rich country (See No. 12)
  • 14. Combat erectile dysfunction
  • 15. Preserve sanctity of life:by outlawing stem-cell research
  • 16. Execute mentally retarded inmates
  • 17. Love Jeff Foxworthy
  • 18. Tan
  • 19. Provide shelter for refugees (tax-evading CEOs only)
  • 20. Anything else