Lists for January 23, 2007

From Deadwood Edition #139

On Deck

...wherein we listen to what Lawrence's movers and shakers are moving and shaking. to.

  1. The Killers, "Sam's Town"
  2. Tom Waits, "Beautiful Maladies"
  3. Van Morrison, "Best of:"
  4. Eddie Izzard, "Dress to Kill"
  5. The Dubliners, "Milestones"

Tubers

...wherein local TV connoisseurs intimate what keeps them on their couches.

  1. Law & Order "I'm so obsessed with 'Law & Order.' I literally watch one before I go to bed every night. It's this amazing franchise and it's kind of like a staple of the New York actor to appear on 'Law & Order':there's confirmation that you really are an actor if you've been on 'Law & Order.' I'm not for pedophiles, but I played one on 'Law & Order.'"
  2. Real Time with Bill Maher "There was some call from a producer of 'Real Time,' and my agent was like, 'Yeah, you should go on that show!' I have strong opinions but I don't want to look like a jerk. Essentially, I'm a scaredy cat. I'm just scared."
  3. Meet the Press "I'm kind of a cable news junkie, too."

Bound Up

Currently reading: The Economist "This looks so bad. Uh:I read 'The Economist' last week. I've got to get a book. My wife was like, 'You should have a book when you're on the subway instead of playing Monopoly on your phone.'"

One book everyone should read: The Economist "What if it's revealed that I've never read a book in my life? Good Night Moon-that was a great book. The Cat In the Hat-I read that one to my kids. I do love 'The Economist.' I'm going to recommend a magazine."

Top 20 country songs yet to be penned

1. Jesus ate my dog
2. Ropin' the wetbacks
3. No shirt, no shoes, no problem
4. I don't cotton to arabs
5. Dated my sister, married my horse
6. Diabetes type 2 step
7. Red neck, black eye
8. You put a gun rack on my heart
9. God don't make no trash (except for you)
10. Foodstamps for moonshine
11. What was so bad 'bout slavery, anyhow?
12. He beats me 'cause he loves me
13. Methmouth (don't have no dental blues)
14. Pissin' in my boot
15. Child support, my ass!
16. Your cheatin' genitals
17. Mommas, don't let your babbies grow up to be NASCAR drivers
18. I snort the line
19. The only good Dixie Chick is a dismembered Dixie Chick
20. Punching midgets in Reno