Tuesday, March 4, 2003
Come on down! Is America really clamoring for a warmed-over primetime reincarnation of "Let's Make A Deal" (7 p.m., NBC)? Host Billy Bush tries to fill Monty Hall's shoes, offering oddly dressed studio audience members a chance to choose from "door No. 1, door No. 2 or door No. 3."
While some have scoffed at "Deal," others consider the show a metaphor for life's myriad possibilities. Long before the film "Sliding Doors" or last Sunday's marvelous cosmic meditation on "Six Feet Under," "Let's Make a Deal" offered us the mind-blowing concept that life might be better if only we'd chosen door No. 2. As poet Robert Frost put it, "I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." Some of us are still searching for that road, or that door. After all, why settle for a harvest gold refrigerator/freezer when a Broyhill sectional couch, a complete set of Samsonite luggage, a week's supply of Creamette macaroni and a wardrobe by Mr. Guy are just behind the curtain?
- George Hamilton hosts "The Family" (9 p.m., ABC), a new unscripted game scenario where 10 members of a suburban family find themselves ensconced in a mansion. But each of these blood relatives will compete for a $1 million prize, eliminating kin week after week. People used to watch "Dynasty," now they want to live it. "The Family" is produced by the folks who brought you "Big Brother 2," so you know what to expect.
Tonight's other highlights
- Gossip galore at Sherry's baby shower on "Gilmore Girls" (7 p.m., WB).
- The two-part 2003 historical drama "Salem Witch Trials" (8 p.m., CBS) concludes.
- Kate blames herself for Marie's radical estrangement on "24" (8 p.m., Fox).
- Scheduled on "Dateline" (9 p.m., NBC): An updated report on billions of unclaimed dollars.
A female pilot is accused of harassment on "JAG" (7 p.m., CBS) ... Paul consults an advice expert on "8 Simple Rules" (7 p.m., ABC)... Anya vents on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (7 p.m., UPN) ... Jim sets a bad example on "According to Jim" (7:30 p.m., ABC).
Parody games on "I'm a Celebrity -- Get Me Out of Here!" (8 p.m., ABC) ... Abby has mixed emotions about Will's break-up on "Abby" (8 p.m., UPN) ... Martha has a run-in with a pint-sized mind reader on "Smallville" (8 p.m., WB).
Adam woos a judge on "A.U.S.A" (8:30 p.m., NBC) ... Tweet guest stars on "The Parkers" (8:30 p.m., UPN).
George Clooney and The Soundtrack of Our Lives appear on "Late Show with David Letterman" (10:35 p.m., CBS) ... Jay Leno hosts Christopher Walken and The Roots on "The Tonight Show" (10:35 p.m., NBC).
Adrien Brody and The Donnas are booked on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (11:35 p.m., NBC) ... Ted Danson, Andrew McCarthy and Hattie Winston are on "The Late, Late Show with Craig Kilborn" (11:37 p.m., CBS).