Save & Splurge

Amber Carper, executive vice president in accounts receivable, cage fighter, wind surfer, motocross racer, mendacity peddler

lawrence.com: How do you save money?

"I like to save by collecting cans along the interstate and turning those in for cash. You collect 200 pounds, you can get 7 cents. It adds up. I also save money by depriving myself of food. I just don't eat during the week-only on Saturdays and Sundays. I also earn some extra money by affiliation with the Afghan opium trade. Being an international drug lord is very lucrative."

How much money does that save you?

"A good 7 cents."

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What do you splurge on?

"International sex tourism. It's cheap to go to Thailand. I'll go any place where there isn't an age of consent. Croatia and Mexico were fun. I like Latin lovers."

How much does that cost?

"I don't have to pay for men."

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