Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Jay Maus, does websites, comedy, video games
How do you save money?
"One of things I do is, whenever I spend some money and get some change, I put it in a giant jar. It's a big pickle jar about three feet high. It takes about two years to solidly fill up. It's very heavy. I have no idea how much money is in there, because I tie to my victims when I throw them into the Kansas river. Another thing I do to cut corners is, instead of eating food, I draw pictures of food and I look at them. I then get hungry enough to eat those pictures. That saves me money and it makes me very weak. Sometimes I'll draw them with ketchup.
What do you splurge on?
"I keep all of this money I've saved under my pillow, and when things get crazy I go down to McDonald's and buy 500 cheeseburgers and eat them in sequence to make me happy."
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