Remember those Pace Picante commercials where the cowboys were mortified by anything from New York City? This site is the Pace Picante of online dating services.
An honest to goodness online dating site for farmers. You know, for those down-to-the-salt-of-the-earth regular people who don't get facial piercings. Normal people. Line dancing people. Massively subsidized by us Sodom and Gomorrah taxpayers to maintain their way of life people.
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but perhaps these solitary singles with the ten gallon hearts (aw, shucks) would have better luck finding someone if they weren't so reactionary and bigoted towards people who live in a community with a population larger than 12. You're kind of cutting off a massive pool of potential partners when you scream "City slicker!" and wave a pitchfork at anybody who doesn't own a horse. But if your idea of a hot date is a Keith Urban show followed by passionate discrimination against the majority of humanity who live in urban areas, then this site is for you!
Another bit of advice to the country boys running this business who've hired some down-home copyright lawyers to actually trademark the phrase "Because city folks just don't get it!"...you might want to stop insinuating that your clients are intimate with their livestock.
No matter how obnoxious I find this site, however, it will never be as obnoxious as the Ayn Rand dating service. Nothing, not even the use of the word "frak" by adults who should know better, is that obnoxious.
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