Saturday, August 29, 2009
Repeat after me, "Cats are not babies with fur."
Do you wear a tattered, floor length quilted robe all day? Is your only human contact the mailman and an occasional social worker? Do you have an extensive collection of old newspapers and Precious Moments figurines? Are you obsessed with "Twilight", "True Blood" or Hitler? Do you watch “Wheel of Fortune” and simply refer to it as “Pat Sajak” (e.g., “Pat Sajak is on” or “Pat Sajak was a good one tonight”)? Are your neighbors constantly complaining about the overpowering stench of urine coming from your house or apartment?
If you answered “Get out of my head, Barack Hussein Obama’s alien brain spies!” to any of the above, then YOU might be a crazy cat lady. Be on the lookout for the following symptoms:
-TEACHING YOUR CAT TO EAT WITH A FORK
(Hat tip to Sam)
-MASSAGING YOUR CAT
-MOSHING WITH YOUR 130 CATS
-THINKING YOU YOURSELF ARE A CAT
If you believe you suffer from Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome, ask your doctor about pills...lots and lots of pills.
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mitzibel (Misty Nuckolls) says…
Why do you do these horrible things to me?
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
For your own good, Misty...for your own good.