"Jersey Shore" Nickname Generator

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If you've not heard of "Jersey Shore," you're either very lucky or are very unlucky because you've been trapped in a dungeon.

It's a new show on MTV that follows a bunch of orange skinned neanderthals and has single handedly lowered our nation's IQ by many magnitudes. Imagine a hot tub filled with Ed Hardy champagne in which "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," "Leave It To Lamas" and "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" are all having a coke orgy, and you're still nowhere near the levels of venereal disease this show achieves.

Here's a CBS News clip detailing the awfulness:

You'll notice that, aside from referring each other by the "loving term" of "guido," they each have nicknames like "The Situation" and "Snookie." If you feel left out from all this soul crushing stupidity, fret no longer!

We have all been blessed with the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator! Just plug in your real name, click "Fist Pump," and it'll spit out your very own nom de douche!

Mine is "G-Train." Sweet.

What's your Jersey Shore Nickname?


AnnaUndercover 11 years, 1 month ago

First attempt: The Tan-trum. Second attempt: The Rack.

Aufbrezeln Eschaton 11 years, 1 month ago

Oooh, I got "The Incident"! Maybe I can get a bunch of tweeny boppers to have it printed on some ass-shorts, just like . . . . . . Don't judge me. The only free elliptical at my gym just happened to be in front of the TV tuned to MTV.

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