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Protesters in the "From Gaza to Greece, Lawrence to Oakland: We Do Mind Dying” march.

About 50 demonstrators took to Mass. Street in downtown Lawrence Saturday for an anti-violence rally called “From Gaza to Greece, Lawrence to Oakland: We Do Mind Dying.” The march was organized by area anarchists and, despite vandalism and burning debris, there were no major confrontations with police.*…Thanks to the psychoactive effects of the fumes from the garbage fires, the march devolved into a street orgy between the anarchists and the police, with sweaty mustaches blending erotically into crusty dreadlocks. When shown a picture of the nude pile of humanity, a Palestinian refugee responded, “Errrr…thanks for the thought, but we’re good.”

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Comments

jlc1400 12 years, 8 months ago

I love your writing Gavon - my favorite line..."with sweaty mustaches blending erotically into crusty dreadlocks." genius

daveyjoe 12 years, 8 months ago

Gavon. This makes me smile and laugh.

gavon 12 years, 8 months ago

Thank you both kindly. No reason we can't have a larf and piss-taking-out every once in a while.

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