KU Made Emo by MU

Actual News Nugs*


Their suffering provides for easy punchlines.

Missouri eked out a victory over KU last night with a second half rally that saw the Tigers overcome a 14 point Jayhawk lead, wining 62-60. KU fell to 19-5 overall and 8-1 in the Big 12 while MU improved to 21-4, 8-2.*...When reached for comment, Siegfried Fischbacher said, "Wow! Roy and I have heard of tiger maulings, but THIS is ridiculous! Am I right Roy or am I right? Up high! Don't leave me hanging, buddy!" Roy Horn approved of the witticism by gurgling and blinking.

*...based on actual news


alm77 12 years, 7 months ago

Okay, so I lost a standing bet because of this, and now I have to wear my Mizzou hat (provided to me by my brother-in-law) in public, in Lawrence AND take a picture. SO, I'm wondering if any of you have any ideas on how I can accomplish this while still giving my bro the proverbial finger.

that_will_do_pig 12 years, 7 months ago

you could always dress as the extreme mizzou fan... white trash and all. getting kicked out of some establishment or you know... clearly not belonging in lawrence?and gavon... meet your new "corn dog pizza," the "fatty melt": http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/10/the-bacon-hamburger-fatty-melt-a-bacon-burger-with-two-baconstuffed-grilled-cheese-sandwiches-as-bun.htmlyes, my roommates and i DID in fact try our hand at the fatty melt. it's as wonderful as you think it is.

gavon 12 years, 7 months ago

alm77, if it wasn't specified where you had to wear the hat...your ass? That seems to be appropriately disrespectful.Jenny...I just popped a fatty looking at that fatty.

alm77 12 years, 7 months ago

Gavon, I'm not sure that I would want to show that to my brother-in-law. I was really counting on you to come up with something good.... Fail.

Commenting has been disabled for this item.