UPDATE! H&R Cock Block: State Edition

Actual News Nugs*

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The Kansas GOP being cartoonishly mean-spirited.

Following national scrutiny and public outrage, Kansas resumed paying income tax refunds Wednesday and will now be able to pay state employees. Gov. Kathleen Sebelius received the approval of Republican legislative leaders to move $225 million into the state’s main bank account from other funds around state government. GOP leaders had blocked the internal borrowing unless Sebelius signed their version of the state budget, but relented and allowed for this temporary measure.*...As part of the agreement, however, Republican leaders will demand that tax payers "dance for us like a filthy gypsy—DANCE! Now pick up the paycheck with your teeth so we can see the tears streaming down your face! Yes, crawl to us on your bloodied hands and knees, then we'll spit on you like the mongrel you are. Oh, and would you like your refund mailed to you or electronically deposited?"

*...based on actual news

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