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Friday, February 20, 2009


Silly Canadians with your parliamentary government and universal health care!

President Obama, making his first foreign trip since being sworn in, traveled to Canada yesterday. Obama met with Prime Minister Stephen Harper to discuss the North American Free Trade Agreement and thanked Canada for their troop commitment in Afghanistan.*...Obama created a minor international incident when, drunk on Molson and pockets bulging with cheap pills, kept screaming "le beaver" and "le bacon" at his joint press conference with Harper. When Harper tried to calm Obama, the President responded with, "Get your hockey mits off of me, Michael J. Fox!" Once Obama threw up and sobered himself, he apologized to all of Canada for his behavior and offered to sell them Mexico "for cheap."

*...based on actual news