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Thursday, February 26, 2009


You don't want to know where they get their foamed milk.

The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop opened in Vassalboro, Maine this week. Despite criticism from some residents in Vassalboro, the owners are reporting brisk business. As a sign of the economic times, the topless cafe drew over 150 applicants for only 10 positions.*...Market analysts believe the success of Grand View Topless Coffee Shop is a validation for what is known in conservative think tanks as "nipple down economics."

*...based on actual news