Celine Dion as Michael Jackson

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I know, I know...everyone's moved on to Billy Mays in the cavalcade of celebrity corpses. Nice try, Karl Malden! This video, however, warrants we take another whack-o at Jacko (ooooh, I should write Gene Shalit's stuff). It's Celine Dion in full drag, complete with jerry curl wig, performing "Bad." Here's an awkward question...since Michael Jackson was technically African American, does that make this performance black face?

I found that video thanks to this montage, which is equally infested with Celine insanity.

And who could forget this original compendium of Canada's cuckoo bananas queen? Anyone who's ever seen it, that's not who.

Thus completes the Dion Trifecta! No, I'm not implying she's a horse. Damn you people are mean.

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