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From the distinguished LJWorld comments thread, here's the Katie Horner drinking game. I have to confess, when one can simply open a window, look at the sky, hold out a finger to the wind, and then use that finger to turn on their Palm Pre so they can check the weather like a civilized person, I have no use for the antiquated prognostications of cathode ray meteorology.

I don't watch Katie Horner so I have no idea why she's developed such a rabid hate swarm. Don't believe me that she has her own single issue al Qaida? Check out the jihad at FireKatie.com.

Whatevs. I don't really care what the reason is, so long as there's a drinking game. Considering we'll be having tsunami conditions for the rest of the week, keep a spare liver in the cooler next to the Hamm's. Without further ado!

The Katie Horner Drinking Game

If Katie's wearing jeans, it's clearly casual day. All players must be in their underwear.

If Katie mentions a watch or a warning of any type, hold tight to your drink and sip nervously.

If Katie tells you it's hailing in you area, run outside to freshen the ice in your cup.

If Katie speaks directly to your children, give them a heavy dose of cough syrup. (If you don't have kids, drink it yourself.)

If Katie says “Tonganoxie,” everyone passes their drink to the person on the right and chugs.

If Katie says “Take cover,” top off your drink. It's gonna be a long night.

If Katie talks about being scared for you life, chug.

If Katie asks the audience to email her rainfall totals or storm damage reports, take a crazy party pic and send it to her.

If Katie references Newschopper 5, take 5 gulps.

If Katie announces a tornado warning, fire up the blender and make some pina coladas.

If Katie talks about Doppler coupling, make out with the person to your left.

If Katie walks off screen, take a long, steady chug until she returns.

If Katie talks about peace of mind, drink.

If Katie tells you you're in the clear, the game ends.

If a tornado actually hits your house, move the party to KCTV5 and get Katie drunk with you!