Wednesday, June 10, 2009
This is an idea whose time has come...Lamebook. They find the most obnoxious bits of Facebook and share them with the world. The patience and mental rigor it must take to read all this crap is Herculean. I salute them. Facebook often holds up a very scary and depressing mirror to our modern existence, and these guys stare into the void every day.
Onward to voyeuristic hilarity!
This pretty much sums up the Facebook experience.
With friends like these...you should really look for new friends.
Jake needs to find a group of like-minded men and organize a weekend retreat to the woods. They can dance around a fire while beating faux Native American drums, strip down naked, hold each other and cry, then never speak of it again. Bang...mommy issues resolved.
This guy's profile picture is a pickup truck. Asking him NOT to make a joke about your sister's rack is like asking him NOT to wear his three wolf t-shirt.
"Yay! We had so much fun at the dueling piano bar and Power and Light District! ROFLMAO! ;P"
Caleb is the sort of person who has David Carradine's death scene photo as the wallpaper on his Twitter account.
One last thing, to everyone sitting in front of a keyboard...stop typing "lol." Please. If not for my inner Clint Eastwood from "Gran Torino," holding a gun to the head of Ashton Kutcher as he's clickity clacking on his Blackberry and snarling "Get off my English language!", then for the sake of the unborn child who will come into a world bereft of the ability to communicate with real words. It's possible to say something sarcastic, and have everyone realize it's sarcastic, without adding the emoticon equivalent of a rimshot. Also, saying something nasty and hiding behind "lol" does not make it any less nasty. You're just being a passive-aggressive douche with a limited vocabulary.
End Andy Rooney rant. Grrrr...my crazy eyebrows are all aflutter!
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machinemanagement (Dean Edington) says…
This is the single greatest 'Dose ever.
I'm having the last paragraph etched into my tombstone.
Shelby (anonymous) says…
YES
godjilla (Jill Ensley) says…
LOLZ!
corduroypants (anonymous) says…
Jake doth protest too much.