Wednesday, March 4, 2009
A man in Nebraska admitted yesterday to repeatedly stuffing his girlfriend's cat into a makeshift bong and smoking marijuana through it. Acea Schomaker of Lincoln, who claimed the practice is a common method of calming animals, was ticketed with misdemeanor animal cruelty.*...Schomaker said he had learned his lesson and, from now on, will only freebase his kittens.
Lincoln police refrained from leveling more serious charges at Schomaker because, they had to admit, this video is pretty funny when you're high as shit on cat:
*...based on actual news