Molest We Forget

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Michael Jackson continues to dazzle at age 50.

Pop super star Michael Jackson announced yesterday he would be performing the last live performances of his career in July. The ten concert stand at London's 02 Arena will begin July 8th.*...Jackson was spurred out of retirement so he could reclaim his rightful title as "Most Disgusting Pop Star" from Chris Brown.

Jackson chose to stage his return in England because British people for some reason are not creeped out by this video:

*...based on actual news

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