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President Obama's clone reverses ban on stem cell research shortly before going on fetus eating rampage.

President Obama yesterday lifted the Bush-era ban on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research. In the same ceremony, Obama signed a memo which promised that no scientific data under his administration will be “distorted or concealed to serve a political agenda.”*…With more federal funding, researchers can begin the grueling task of mining the millions of embryos they need from the caverns of Nadya Suleman’s uterus.

Embryonic stem cell research is so promising, say scientists, that it may one day cure this woman's ass:

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