KU coach Bill Self literally sharts himself with joy over KU's victory against North Dakota State. Literally.
KU advanced in the NCAA Tournament today by defeating the North Dakota State Bison 84-74. Despite North Dakota State's 14th seed, they gave the defending national champion Jayhawks a run for the money, holding KU to only a 3-point lead at several points. KU will face the winner of the West Virginia/Dayton game on Sunday.
*...The North Dakota State Bison, having been freshly killed, will soon be available on the menu at Local Burger.
Fox News, having to cut much of their sports division to survive the recession, has turned in-house to Bill O'Reilly for their coverage of March Madness. Some choice color commentary by Mr. O'Reilly from the KU game:
Describing Sheron Collin's unflappable resolve at the free throw line:
Astute analysis of Cole Aldrich and his domination in the paint:
Discussion of KU's strategic use of the screen:
We're not really sure what he's talking about here:
More of Bill O'Reilly's penetrating insights into college basketball can be found here.
*...based on actual news
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