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Name: Patrick Hangauer

Age: 25

Sign: Aquarius

Hometown: Overland Park

Time in Lawrence: 7 years

Occupation: Professional Playboy, Fourth of July bass player, and 1,000,000 Light Years.

What were you doing when scouted? Watching the 'Hawks game.

Favorite places? The Casbah Market, Brothers/The Tap Room, Jensen's Liquor, the Bull House, and the Legends shopping center.

How would you describe your style? Wakarusa Extreme

Where do you get your hair cut? I cut my own hair once every five years in my room without a mirror.

Favorite trends? Crystals on girls, Zubaz pants with either KU colors or Chiefs colors worn with dress shoes, girls with nice booties, and jewelry with powerful stones.

Least favorite trends? Playa hatin', KU basketball hatin', and fake bakin'.

Tattoos/picerings? None yet, but I'm planning on getting a dolphin tattoo on my lower back.

Favorite coffee shop? I don't drink coffee, but I like going to the House of Cha because they have the dankest tea in town. Try the Pu-erh.

Favorite bar? I like the Tap Room because it has the most flatscreens, and the best Goose-n-dews in town.

What would you like to see more of in Lawrence? Flatscreen TVs, more members of Drakkar Sauna, babies, trance music, light-up Frisbees, and more football fans during the offseason.

What would you like to see less of? Fluoride in the water, Sysco in restaurants, and trees that aren't growing coconuts.

Who are your fashion influences? Coony, Christian Okoye, and Jim Carrey circa "Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls."

People say I look like: My brothers

What's in your purse? Wet wipes

Tell us a secret: I'm addicted to spray tanning.

PRICE OF CLOTHING:

Shoes: Hand sewn Arrow Moccasins, purchased online for $120.

Jeans: Wranglers, from Wildman Vintage and modifed by Monica Gundelfinger, five-finger discount, 2 months ago.

Belt: Wild Man Vintage, about $5. The buckle is from Blackbird Trading Post and cost about $20.

Tank top: Range Life Records, screen printed by Pre Sense Form, from last year's kickball season.

Necklaces: One is made from Balinese silver and is from African Adorned. The other is a Ayahuska necklace from Peru that was a gift from White Flight.

Tan: 2 bottles of Mango Tan, $12 (2 for 1 at Safeway in Kuaui)