Opportunism knocks

Actual News Nug*

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania rocked the political establishment by switching parties from Republican to Democrat, putting Democrats one vote away from a 60 seat, veto-proof majority. Specter's move was prompted by what would have likely been a loss in the Republican primary next year to a more conservative challenger.

*...In a parallel press conference to Specter's, Megatron—sensing another crushing defeat to Optimus Prime in the next Transformers movie—announced he was now an Autobot.