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Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird

50-1 upset Mine That Bird won the Kentucky Derby last week. Mine That Bird is now set to race in the next jewel of the Triple Crown, the Preakness, on May 16th. The three-year-old horse’s owners originally had said that he might opt out of the upcoming race to focus on the June 6th Belmont Stakes. *...Ratings for this year's Kentucky Derby were down, perhaps explained by one unenthused sports fan who mused, "If I wanted to see a midget ride a beast, I'd watch the Vern Troyer sex tape."

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