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American automotive giant Chrysler filed for bankruptcy last week after negotiations between creditors and the government collapsed. Despite the setback, Italian automaker Fiat still plans to purchase the company.*...Industry analysts fear the restructuring of Chrysler will lamentably result in American manufacturers producing fuel efficient vehicles that people will actually want to buy. Plans for the PT Cruiser Earth Rapist have been indefinitely shelved.

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