Tuesday, May 5, 2009
The Top 20 Things We Ingested on Cinco de Mayo
1. Margaritas
2. Tacos
3. Tequila shots
4. Chips and salsa
5. More Margaritas
6. Corona enema (aka, "La Coronema")
7. Burito stuffed in a larger burito stuffed in a donkey
8. Percocet enchiladas
9. Deep fried swine flu
10. Margarita bong
11. Sombrero made of meat
12. Peyote-changa
13. Scrambled chihuahua
14. Nine miles of border fence
15. Full body margarita transfusion
16. Chicharrones del Salma Hayek
17. Menudo (the boy band, not the soup)
18. Pinata filled with lard
19. Hot tub of margaritas
20. Enough cocaine to kill Kathie Lee Gifford
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matt (Matt Armstrong) says…
Another example of SNL nailing it. Wait, what? Oh shit, that the real thing? Eeyyewww....
Murph912 (anonymous) says…
Today's Essentials
1. Pack Mule Burritos @ Chipotle~ they're huge!
2. Palin Pinatas, filled nuggets of wisdoms
3. A spanish translation dictionary, so i can fake it!!!
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
Matt, this is yet another area where SNL has been lapped by reality (a la Palin).
Murph912, I hope your hangover isn't muy grande.