Wednesday, November 18, 2009
If Octomom, the Duggars, Jon & Kate, Missouri, and "Leave it to Lamas" have taught us anything, it's that birth control should be embraced.
I know Why the F* Do You Have A Kid? has been around for ages, so cram the "OLD" comments down your quiet hole. I prefer to think of this site as an ongoing PSA. We occasionally need a swift kick to our reproductive junk to remind us that not everyone needs to experience the miracle of birth. Why the F* Do You Have A Kid? is that swift kick.
Seriously people...children are not hobbies or pets. You can't exchange them at Game Guy or flush them down the toilet once you get bored with them.
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ecurtis (E. Curtis) says…
I had a hard time scrolling down because some of these were so scary. Seriously wrong.
gavon (Gavon Laessig) says…
And these are the tamest selections from the original site. Abandon hope all ye who enter Why the F*** Do You Have Kids!
mlle_cherry (Bonnie Cherry) says…
I must totally lack a sense of humor. Because I do not think that this is funny... at all.
It's supposed to be funny, right? I'm kind of horrified.
rrgdeb (anonymous) says…
If you are horrified, you got it. Please.
meganstuke (Megan Stuke) says…
i can't look! wait! i'm looking!! oh, i cannot look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
realfakeplant (anonymous) says…
Doesn't every parent take the traditional baby with a beer photo? No? Hmmm....
bethosaurus (anonymous) says…
Most of these are so extremely funny, but some made me really sad... like the beer bong.
alm77 (anonymous) says…
The crazy thing about the beer bong is that it was several adults. I really hope that was apple juice.
Also, I want to know why so many of the responsible people I know refuse to have kids. For the love of all that is Good and Holy, it should be you/us smarties who breed!! And abundantly!!! save the gene pool!! Or die knowing you left the world filled only with the DNA of these people... :(
DOTDOT (anonymous) says…
gavon!
i am your fatha!
mamallama (anonymous) says…
0: oh my :0 some are sooo scary.... but....
As the devoted mother of two, I can tell you there IS a requirement that at least one photo of your child with a beer must appear in his/her baby book. It's tradition.
And that one with the kid taped to the post - it was only painter's tape, he could totally get free if he wanted to. Not that I'm speaking from experience...