Lonely in Larry: Dog Hit Girl

The Best of Lawrence's Missed Connections

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Like two ships passing in Lawrence.

Inspired by a Daily Dose dealing with Illustrated Missed Connections, we launched a feature dealing with the lonely hearts in our own back yard. And so, combing through that yard sale of broken dreams and soiled furniture known as Lawrence Craigslist, we present to you Lonely in Larry. It's a collection of the cryptic, baffling, depressing, inspiring and downright romantic missives from Missed Connections. And who knows? Between the laughter and the tears (mostly laughter), we might just help to facilitate an Un-missed Connection. Caught Connection? Romance Re-do? Love Mulligan? Whatever.

Just to be clear...you're hitting on the woman who's more than likely been traumatized after running over a dog? Okay. Good luck with that.

Hey, you gotta strike when the dog's corpse is hot! Know what I'm sayin'?


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