Fun with Twilight

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Thank you, Twilight, for bringing gender equity to nerdisty. Because of you, it’s now socially acceptable for women to be lecherous, mouth-breathing dorks.

In honor of the release of “New Moon,” here’s a compendium of geek porn with Mormon overtones.

We’ll start with Regretsy: New Moon Edition… (via Buzzfeed)

Cougar Necklace


Baby Onesie


Dog Onesie


Edward Panties


Greeting Card


Sneakers


Sex Toy


Car Decal


Bella Stocking



Lunchbox


Wordplay Necklace


Bratz Doll


Edward Sock Puppet


More Edward Panties


If you’re not yet hyperventilating, here are some squeal inducing primers.

Cougar Fan Video

Trailer Reaction

Enjoy the movie, she-nerds!

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