Friday, November 20, 2009
Thank you, Twilight, for bringing gender equity to nerdisty. Because of you, it’s now socially acceptable for women to be lecherous, mouth-breathing dorks.
In honor of the release of “New Moon,” here’s a compendium of geek porn with Mormon overtones.
We’ll start with Regretsy: New Moon Edition… (via Buzzfeed)
Cougar Necklace
Baby Onesie
Dog Onesie
Edward Panties
Greeting Card
Sneakers
Sex Toy
Car Decal
Bella Stocking
Lunchbox
Wordplay Necklace
Bratz Doll
Edward Sock Puppet
More Edward Panties
If you’re not yet hyperventilating, here are some squeal inducing primers.
Cougar Fan Video
Trailer Reaction
Enjoy the movie, she-nerds!
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chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
Those are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.
victoria_ashley (anonymous) says…
I like the sock puppet. :)