Cake Wrecks: A website devoted to epic cake fails

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Look, not everyone can afford a Charm City cake from those confectionery savants on "Ace of Cakes." Sure, you'd like to blow a small bundle on a life size David Letterman cake for your next sexual harassment work shop, "but in this economy..."™ ®

So, when Suzanne from Accounts Receivabo is downsized in favor of a Bruce Willis surrogate, you go to the Wal-Mart bakery to stretch the petty cash. You give the 15 year old Juggalo behind the counter some decorating instructions that read, '"Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that write 'We will miss you.'" Then this happens:

That cake is real and actually came from an Arkansas Wal-Mart in 2007. You would assume the People of Wal-Mart to be well acquainted with cake, but gorging on Ding Dongs does not a cake decorator make. Wal-Mart folk, even though they're type 2 cake enthusiasts, tend to get tripped up with "words" and "reading" and "giving a damn."

Of course, we shouldn't just pick on Wal-Mart. Cake fails happen in bakeries large and small. The website Cake Wrecks, using what is now simply referred to as "The Wal-Mart" cake as a template, has been gathering these frosted tragedies for a few years now. Enjoy a few slices of sad.


alm77 11 years, 3 months ago

I didn't think the Dalek one was that bad.

Shelby 11 years, 3 months ago

I think Smerdyakov can contribute to this meme...

Carmenilla 11 years, 3 months ago

I make cakes and it's my greatest fear to be on this website. The Tom Selleck cake is strangely sexy though...

chewyfally 11 years, 3 months ago

It's Tom Selleck?? omg I thought it was a poorly done Ron Jeremy.

gavon 11 years, 3 months ago

Congratulations on your vasectomy, Pistachio!

mamallama 11 years, 2 months ago

I would totally eat that turd-shaped one with what looks like M&Ms and breath mints. Provided it's not actually a turd, of course.

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