Awful Dog Haircuts

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Oh my God...it's the Depressed Pug in a Cuisinart with Lobster Cat and Kate Gosselin's hair times eleventy billion. Below is a horrifying collection of grooming monstrosities from dog shows around the United States.

I didn't think anything could be more embarrassing than sweaters and cute hats, but this is some "120 Days of Sodom" level depravity. Ouch.

From a cultural perspective, it's even more shameful that this is being reported by a British newspaper. As if they didn't already think we were a nation full of overfed, undereducated Wal-Mart beasts. Now they've dug up photographic evidence that we're emotionally stunted toddler-people who treat our pets like Anne Geddes treats our babies.

Well...well...shut up! Our version of "The Office" is funnier than yours! Take that, entire island nation!













Comments

chewyfally 12 years, 8 months ago

What, no Falcor? Pssht...these people need to think outside the box. I want to see a dog that is groomed to look like Falcor, AND a dog that's groomed to look like Rock Biter.

smerdyakov 12 years, 8 months ago

That pony one /is/ pretty awesome, you have to admit.

Victoria Partridge 12 years, 8 months ago

My daughter would freak out with joy if I brought home that dog/giraffe combo.

Aufbrezeln Eschaton 12 years, 8 months ago

For the first time in my life, I want to own a poodle. And those Ren Faire dogs were there last year, competing with the fairie

TroutPoutt 12 years, 8 months ago

Safari dogs and duck dog look really depressed. This is kind of awesome though, I wonder if they take their dogs out for walks looking like this?

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