Monday, October 19, 2009
Oh my God...it's the Depressed Pug in a Cuisinart with Lobster Cat and Kate Gosselin's hair times eleventy billion. Below is a horrifying collection of grooming monstrosities from dog shows around the United States.
I didn't think anything could be more embarrassing than sweaters and cute hats, but this is some "120 Days of Sodom" level depravity. Ouch.
From a cultural perspective, it's even more shameful that this is being reported by a British newspaper. As if they didn't already think we were a nation full of overfed, undereducated Wal-Mart beasts. Now they've dug up photographic evidence that we're emotionally stunted toddler-people who treat our pets like Anne Geddes treats our babies.
Well...well...shut up! Our version of "The Office" is funnier than yours! Take that, entire island nation!
Comments
gavon 13 years, 7 months ago
Awesome addition from Ben Smith:
http://twitpic.com/m1jo7
chewyfally 13 years, 7 months ago
What, no Falcor? Pssht...these people need to think outside the box. I want to see a dog that is groomed to look like Falcor, AND a dog that's groomed to look like Rock Biter.
smerdyakov 13 years, 7 months ago
That pony one /is/ pretty awesome, you have to admit.
13 years, 7 months ago
I saw the same dogs at Renfest recently... http://www.flickr.com/photos/webology...
Victoria Partridge 13 years, 7 months ago
My daughter would freak out with joy if I brought home that dog/giraffe combo.
Aufbrezeln Eschaton 13 years, 7 months ago
For the first time in my life, I want to own a poodle. And those Ren Faire dogs were there last year, competing with the fairie
TroutPoutt 13 years, 7 months ago
Safari dogs and duck dog look really depressed. This is kind of awesome though, I wonder if they take their dogs out for walks looking like this?
BlueTide 12 years, 2 months ago
shavedanimals.tumblr.com
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