Monday, October 19, 2009
Oh my God...it's the Depressed Pug in a Cuisinart with Lobster Cat and Kate Gosselin's hair times eleventy billion. Below is a horrifying collection of grooming monstrosities from dog shows around the United States.
I didn't think anything could be more embarrassing than sweaters and cute hats, but this is some "120 Days of Sodom" level depravity. Ouch.
From a cultural perspective, it's even more shameful that this is being reported by a British newspaper. As if they didn't already think we were a nation full of overfed, undereducated Wal-Mart beasts. Now they've dug up photographic evidence that we're emotionally stunted toddler-people who treat our pets like Anne Geddes treats our babies.
Well...well...shut up! Our version of "The Office" is funnier than yours! Take that, entire island nation!
gavon 13 years, 7 months ago
Awesome addition from Ben Smith:
chewyfally 13 years, 7 months ago
What, no Falcor? Pssht...these people need to think outside the box. I want to see a dog that is groomed to look like Falcor, AND a dog that's groomed to look like Rock Biter.
smerdyakov 13 years, 7 months ago
That pony one /is/ pretty awesome, you have to admit.
13 years, 7 months ago
I saw the same dogs at Renfest recently... http://www.flickr.com/photos/webology...
Victoria Partridge 13 years, 7 months ago
My daughter would freak out with joy if I brought home that dog/giraffe combo.
Aufbrezeln Eschaton 13 years, 7 months ago
For the first time in my life, I want to own a poodle. And those Ren Faire dogs were there last year, competing with the fairie
TroutPoutt 13 years, 7 months ago
Safari dogs and duck dog look really depressed. This is kind of awesome though, I wonder if they take their dogs out for walks looking like this?
BlueTide 12 years, 2 months ago
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