Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be this guy.
This video has been circulating for about a week, but I initially refrained from posting it here. I found it mostly sad and not very funny at all. This guy obviously has a problem, and his motor skills are so impaired he's more than likely got something besides alcohol in his bloodstream. If I had to guess, for I am a doctor of absurd narcotics, it looks like he was free basing rocket fuel and mainlining a liquid form of polio.
Despite my puritanical objections, however, this guy has officially become a thing. The job of internet garbage man requires me to bring you trends regardless of my delicate sensibilities, and Drunkest Guy Ever is now both a thing and a trend. It's my duty to keep you abreast of the next Keyboard Cat or Rick Roll, to present to you with the folded flags of our fallen collective intelligence.
Anyway, here's the original video with a few remixes. So...enjoy? (Via Urlesque)
Original
Silent Film Version
"He Ain't With Me Now Though" Remix
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victoria_ashley (anonymous) says…
Watching this guy gave me a hangover.
chewyfally (Falestine Afani Ruzik) says…
I have so many questions! First, is this real?! If it is, how did he GET to the store? How did he even know that he was picking BEER out of the freezer? And it appears to be broad daylight outside.
yed (anonymous) says…
"Jenkins I've been hoodwinked!"
cakefever (anonymous) says…
It's like he was a turtle that was turned into a man to fulfill his dream of buying beer :(
smerdyakov (anonymous) says…
The 2001 version trips my trigger... the Dawn of Man indeed :D http://youtube.com/watch?v=1nYx8iX9oX8
alm77 (anonymous) says…
Smerd, I laughed until I cried on that one!! Too funny!!
realfakeplant (anonymous) says…
The 2001 version is by far the funniest! And I agree with victoria, this video gave me a serious hangover.
ecurtis (E. Curtis) says…
I like the silent film version. I sure hope someone called that man a cab.
mamallama (anonymous) says…
Oh, my! This is so sad! I almost feel bad for laughing my ass off.
I agree, Larry must be freebasing rocket fuel. Good ol' whiskey never did anyone that bad. sad, sad, sad.