Monday, September 14, 2009
My God. There are no words. You know why there are no words? Because this guy used them all in his name. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov!
Via Norwegian site VG Net, Mr. Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov (formerly Andreas Jankov) legally changed his name because he "wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like."
All of the names come from fictional pop culture characters except for "Julius," who is a famed chimp at the Kristiansand Zoo. "He is cool, found on a lot of mischief, and is also a very good artist," says Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov of his simian namesake (at least according to the amusing Google translation). Tolkein/Star Wars/Richard Dean Anderson/Scottish immortal nerds can figure out the rest of the name. "Arn" is a Swedish film about a knight...dur.
Inspired by Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov's devil-may-care disregard for society's stultifying rules about name length, the proper spelling of Chewbacca, and ginger goatees, I shall henceforth only respond to...
Batman Gavon Chester A. Arthur Batman Simon And Simon Brenda Starr Laessig Batman, Esq.!
You know you can't come up with a cooler name, so don't even try (okay, try).