Thank Heaven for Little Girls

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She dreams all day of feasting on blood.

Kids say the darnedest thing, and there's generally an exploitative parent nearby to capture that darnedest thing on video and post it online. Thank you, exploitative parent. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have plastic surgery for toddlers or Korean kids busting moves. Please, continue to construct compromising situations for your child and shamelessly harvest their innocence for our entertainment. In the future, every child will have their own "Truman Show"! Keep on sailing into that giant Magritte painting that is the television studio of your lives, you little rascals!

Today we have a bevy of little girls to give us the cute tremors. First is Bailey Michelle, who is a Cajun girl that will eat your rabbits.

Next is a spunky gal with a hell of a throwing arm who ruins dad's day at the ballgame. It's the funniest thing to happen to baseball since George Brett's bowels.

And lastly, the quickest game of hide and seek ever caught on camera.

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gavon 10 years, 6 months ago

Have we as a nation sunk so low?!?! Is this the death of civility? I demand satisfaction, TroutPoutt! I demand a Kanye generated apology! (Follow the below link, scroll about a third of the way down, and just click on "Kanye West Apology Generator"...it's pretty much a Mad Lib.)

TroutPoutt 10 years, 6 months ago

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO GAVON AND HIS MAGICAL BLOG FOR KAN-TAMINATING THE ABOVE POST RELATING TO KANYE.. I SPOKE TO HIS MAGICAL BLOG RIGHT AFTER. GAVON IS VERY HAPPY TO HEAR FROM ME !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR SHAVING MY HEAD LIKE THIS AND GOING OUT IN PUBLIC FOR ALL TO SEE!!!!!!!!!K!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT L.COM. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO GAVON 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF GAVON!!! YALLS KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!!!! AIIGGHTTT I GAVE MY DOG SNUGGIE TO GAVON AND HIS PEEPS WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

18/09

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