Spring is here. Time to beat your rugs and shave your animals.

Please don’t shave your rugs and beat your animals you dyslexic sadist.

Inspired by a Buzzfeed post, here’s a bunch of lowly beasts in various states of hairlessness. It’s kind of like Awful Dog Haircuts, but now all of God’s creatures have received the $6 Supercuts special.

Shame knows all species.

(Yes, yes...I know this is a waxed beast rather than a shaved beast, but it's still sickening and hilarious.)