Hipster Puppies

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If you need a primer on hipsters, check out our field guide to this very sensitive and persecuted minority of skinny white people. But the Cliff’s Notes buzzwords are: American Apparel, Grizzly Bear, Williamsburg, Michael Cera, Hamm’s, iPhone, ironic glasses and anachronistic facial hair (and before someone gets their scarf in a bunch, I meet several of these criteria myself).

While hipsters may have an air of elitism about them, it is unwarranted. Hipsters are, beneath their earbuds and dog eared copies of Vice Magazine, much like you and I. They even dress up their dogs in idiotic costumes, just like us normal Wal-Mart folk.

Check out Hipster Puppies, a Tumblr (we should throw that up in the buzzwords) devoted to dogs that check out Pitchfork every day, wear hoodies and pretend to read The Economist. Oh, Hipster Puppies...I want to take you to the raw food restaurant after the Animal Collective show and just eat you up!


RealPatriot69 11 years, 2 months ago

All this time I thought I was alone. I thought I was the only one SICK and TIRED of these condescending LIBERAL HIPSTER ELITES hijacking our country all the time! Any real American knows what they're thinking: "I'm so smart and you're so stupid because I think Wal-Mart is some kind of mean 'multinational corporation' that 'lowers the American standard of living'!" Well, guess what smart guy, it's ME who is better than YOU cause I'm REAL, REAL AMERICA! Not all of us are privileged enough to buy those expensive second-hand clothes instead of working at a real job! This article BLOWS THE LID off the MM lies about how hipsters are so "cool" and "ironic" and "educated." I've never seen anything like it, especially on blogs! We need more REAL journalism like this to get our country back on track. America, WAKE UP! This post is a REVELATION, now all we need is a REVOLUTION. Silent majority, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. PALIN '08!

paavopetie 11 years, 2 months ago

RealPatriot69, you must surely be a hipster in disguise. You're over-the-top name with ironic number suffix gave you away. Don't worry, it's perfectly okay to be upset that so many people have taken your hipster clothing style and started mocking it on the internet on dogs. Just remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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