Friday, February 19, 2010
I distrust babies. It’s no secret. They’re up to something, I just know it. Their behavior is suspicious, just like cats and Irishmen.
Those shifty, beady little eyes fill me with dread. And now those beady, shifty little eyes can fill me with lasers. Yes, that’s right…LASERS! Phase 2 of the Baby-geddon has begun!
The good people at Babies With Laser Eyes tried to warn us, but I fear it’s too late. Just pray that those tiny fingers don’t develop into missiles. But it looks like they’re already dropping dirty bombs in their diapers…amIrightoramIright, parents? Heyo!
And last, but not least, Frances Bean Cobain vs. Laser Kitteh as Kurt looks on.