Friday, February 26, 2010
Sorry, Team Coco…you lost. Jay Leno chinned his way back into “The Tonight Show.” Your man accepted defeat, is spending his early retirement kissing dolphins and tweeting naked, and has moved on—it’s time you did the same. Moved on, that is—we don’t recommend tonguing members of the dolphin family. Especially at Sea World. Too soon.
To help you with the transition back to Leno, here’s a montage from Jay’s star turn in “Collision Course,” his seminal 1989 interracial buddy cop comedy (I remember when Blockbuster used to have an entire “Interracial Buddy Cop Comedy” section. I also remember Victrolas. I am frightened by change and death). Thanks to the archival efforts of the good people at Everything Is Terrible, we are reminded why we as a country fell in love with Leno in the first place. He is truly our crown prince of comedy.
Oh, and if you don’t like racist, sexist “humor” punctuated by mild swearing, this video may not be for you.