The Soundtrack To Hell

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This is still better than The Black Eyed Peas.

Jean Paul Sartre once said, “Hell is other people.” He was right, with one small clarification: Hell is this person. Just this one guy. And he sings you this song for all eternity. So be sure to help little old ladies and avoid usury.

Since I don’t speak Russian or Najavo or Tuvan Throat Singing or Whatever (because I am proudly ignorant and think Jay Leno is a genius), I have no idea what’s going on here. Babelfish tells me the song is called “I am very glad, indeed I finally return home.” I call it “The Hell Where People Are Skinned Alive.”

If you need a brain douche after listening to this, please check out “Love Marriage.”


matt 12 years, 11 months ago

Sounds like me in the shower. Or at the grocery store. Or right now. Whatever.

Keith 12 years, 11 months ago

It's Smilin Bob, the male enhancement guy!

PatrickJoseph 12 years, 11 months ago

Looks like "Greg," Bill Hader's alien sports-announcer on SNL…

gavon 12 years, 11 months ago

And he's got his own website! Of course he has his own website.

pistachio 12 years, 11 months ago

Good call, Patrick. No earthly life form has hair like that! He also moves as though he's unaccustomed to having human arms and legs. Like the alien who wears the skin suit in Men In Black.

richard 12 years, 11 months ago

I blame this square for my 6 hrs of tossing and turning last night.

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