Hey, I heard Keyboard Cat died. How could...oh my God. It's a zombie cat! Shoot it in the head! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!
Shall I try to force a connection between this video I was going to post anyway and today’s KU/K-State game? Dare I Shoedini this clip of yet another cat playing yet another keyboard into an anti-Wildcat screed? Should I lube up a square segue and ram it into a round Daily Dose? Yup. Because cats are tangentially related, you see.
The Jayhawks are going to throttle the Wildcats so hard (How hard will they throttle them?), that the Octagon of Doom will be renamed the Sphincter of Gloom!
The Jayhawks are going to beat the Wildcats so badly (How badly will they beat the Wildcats?), that the Cherry Poppin’ Daddies are going to demand Frank Martin give back their zoot suit!
The Jayhawks are going to win so good up in them Wildcats (How poorly did you do in grammar?), that in my country beard fears YOU! Henh! Henh! Henh!
Play me off, Reincarnated Keyboard Cat! (Via Videogum)
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