I like turtles. This dog, however, does not.
Snow? Again? What did we do, O God (You Devil)? Is this punishment for Fred Phelps? Just sticking it to Al Gore? Bad case of dandruff? WHY?!?!?
It’s March, for Your sake! We should be skipping gaily through the krokuseseses…es. Kroki? I don’t know. You invented everything, including hard to pluralize words…You figure it out.
I’m going to watch videos of turtles fighting dogs to numb the pain. Actually, I’m already pretty numb from the cold. I shall warm myself over the glow of the laptop as turtles fight dogs. Don’t even talk to me right now, God…just…just don’t talk to me. Snow. In March. Srsly.
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TroutPoutt (anonymous) says…
Eeee! This is the cutest thing! Snow = depression.